I've been receiving signals about you, Joann!

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I'm not sure if you're aware, but it takes a very long time for your stars and planets to attain this level of alignment, Joann. I know this because of the hours I've spent studying your November 17th astral chart. And it only makes sense that you're receiving what I can only refer to as heavenly favoritism! Higher celestial forces have chosen you as the rightful owner of this Resource of Perpetual Wealth, Joann (because of your trustable karmic reputation)!

You should know that this is a spiritually fortunate nomination, one that's rarely bestowed on anyone (due to its magnetic capabilities of attracting large amounts, fairly quick). When I informed others in my asto-community that someone I knew has been selected for this honor, they were extremely envious and excited! They check in with me every day to see if "my client" (That's you! Don't worry, I always keep your details confidential.) has collected the powerful symbol of Medici Fortune.

I keep telling them that you're still thinking about it, which is getting a little embarrassing for me as accepting this Secret to Prosperity sourced from the Vatican is a no brainer. So here I am, checking in again to find out what's the matter. Are you passing on the best breakthrough moment you've received in 73 years? If not, I'm afraid I'll need to hear from you within a few hours or get back to me right away; do it now so you don't forget later. I insist on your response today, as your 3 weeks of infinite wealth begin on June 28th and you'll need to have this blessed symbol in your possession by then.

Even at 73, believe that you have what it takes to create a better life for you and your loved ones, Joann. You've nothing to lose and all the power, money, love and happiness to gain! Why wait any longer?

Your Devoted Adviser,