After this, Joann, you'll never think about luck the same way again.

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Joann, when you think about it, do you really know what luck is? I mean, I'm sure you know what it feels like to have good luck or bad luck (in your 74 years, you've experienced plenty of both), but do you know what luck actually is in the cosmic sense?

This is a question that's been studied by a Hermetic Order of Stone Druids for hundreds of years, and just recently they discovered a breakthrough technique that's going to change the whole world's relationship with luck. Yes, Joann! Once this tool and its "luck-antenna" effects are recognized by the public, there will be people who are able to permanently seal their good luck... so it never goes away.

If you promise not to share this
privileged information with anyone
else, I can show you how to become
one of these people on March 17th!

As you can see, Joann, the time to act isn't far. We only have 3 days before the 7-year cycle begins... And my vision indicated that it's you who's worthy of the druids' secret. I can't spell out everything here, Joann, because of a promise I've made... But if you can assure me that this will be something you can keep to yourself, I'll bend the rules and show you my Inner Circle's entire confidential disclosure.

I'm doing this because I believe in you, because there isn't time to waste, and because I'll do anything to make sure that you get the happiness you deserve. Have I taken this risk for you in vain? That decision is yours, Joann... But I hope, at this point, I've done enough to prove to you that I'm 100% on your side. I'm committed, dedicated and determined to seal your luck for the better on this March 17th, Saint Patrick's Day!

Your Devoted Spiritual Adviser and Trusted Friend,