You'll need Divine Intervention, if you still want this chance, Joann.

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Joann, I tried over and over again to tell you about the June 20th Summer Solstice, but now the time is nearly upon us. The time to correct your disconnected orbit has nearly passed because, at this point, it'd take an angel to get you the tools you need in time.

Do you believe in angels, Joann? What about miracles? If so, now's the time to say a prayer, because even though the bounty you were destined to harvest seems nearly impossible to reach now... sometimes the "impossible" is actually possible!

Hoping against chance, I'll ask once again: Please, Joann, accept this celestial artifact before June 20th. If you do, you'll thank me for the rest of your life.

All the details, proof and instructions are in a report I prepared below. Read it now, Joann, or do your best to forget about it! I'd hate for you to regret what you've missed.

Your Devoted Spiritual Adviser and Chosen Friend,