Joann, why aren't you listening to me?

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Dear Joann,

Your brand-new life's so close. The one I know you've always dreamed of. I told you about my incredible vision of your newfound fortune...

I just performed a new ritual for you...and it's not looking good. Your miraculous turn of fate's starting to fade.

What can I do to reach you, Joann???

Bernard keeps asking me about you, and I hate having to tell him that you still haven't accepted our help yet. He's one of the pre-eminent psychic scholars of our time, and he took time out of his busy schedule to help you: that's how real your chances are here.

Accept his secret today, because it's what you need to unlock your first day of riches.

Your Dear Friend and Psychic,