A woman's discovery, a man's fortune and YOU! Look at this now, Joann.

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Joann, I hope you're reading this, and that you continue to. It's not the first message I've sent you on this important matter.

In case this is your first time opening one of my messages, you must pay attention and take this to heart: In 6 days, on August 3rd, the stars indicate that your cosmic path crosses the cosmic path of an extremely wealthy man. If this "chance meeting" goes well, it could mean your financial troubles are over forever. This man has the funds to solve all of your problems with the wave of a hand, but he doesn't do this for just anyone. You have to make an impression.

My Transmutational Chemist friend
Adalene's crafted a potent tincture
that makes you more appealing to people
when applied to your skin... And the
science proves that it works!

Adalene has shared some of her tincture with me, and I'd like to send some to you at my own expense. That's how important I know this meeting will be for you! All you have to do is accept my gift. Say "YES!" and this scientific miracle will be on the way!

Your Devoted Adviser and Friend,