His blunder will be your benefit, Joann!

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Joann, there's a very well-off man I've been trying to tell you about, because he's made a mistake that's going to cause his luck to flow into you. For the past 7 years, he's used an ancient tool and a powerful spirit to grant him prosperity and longevity... But now that spirit is no longer happy with him! It can be transferred to you, Joann, if you simply make one promise and complete a small exchange to seal the spell.

I've explained everything in my report below. Please read it carefully and quickly! For reasons the report will make clear, I can't hang onto this radiant artifact for much longer. The spirit within it wants to bestow 7 years of bliss and bounty on someone deserving, and it's causing mischief for me until I find someone to complete the spell! Can you do it, Joann? I'll need you to follow the instructions in my report exactly... But I think you're up to the task.

Not only that, but I can think of nobody more deserving of this 7-year spiritual favor. Isn't it about time you got a taste of the good life? Well, 7 years is more than a taste. It's a feast of fortune!

Your Devoted Spiritual Adviser and Chosen Friend,