I've followed emergency protocol for you, Joann; I had to!

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I've spent 28 days preparing an artifact of incomparable magical power just for you, Joann. I've been so excited to finally reveal the fruits of my labor to you. But your lack of response has dampened my spirit, so much so that I almost didn't write to you today, Joann. In case you'd like to take a look at the sacred artifact, you'll find it here.

Putting my disappointment aside, I retrieved your file from my drawer to review your birth chart and find out what's going through your mind...or should I say, what's influencing your mind... Within a minute, I was able to figure out WHY you haven't responded to my repeated requests. Turns out...

...a malicious force has its
sight on your happiness and
seems to be following you around.

Please don't succumb to the weakness or confusion you're currently experiencing. It's been cast on you by someone who wishes to see you miss out on your good fortune, Joann, time and again. Fight that feeling to close this message and move on... It's time to defend yourself against unreasonable and unfair attacks with this all- powerful Vortex of Prosperity (along with a curated kit, that includes a precious aventurine gemstone, pure incense and a green candle).

I'm sending you the complete package to liberate you from all sorts of curses, hexes and negative intentions that've been directed towards you and your property. Just like a sanitizing spray, it'll cleanse away the bad energies in your surroundings. I'm confident that these divine items will protect you from any harm.

Keep in mind that your kit hasn't been randomly selected; I believe in my recommendations for you completely, Joann. I cross-check your planetary influences before making a judgement on what'll work best for you and change the trajectory of your life, so you can live life on your own terms. At 73, I want you to know what a life without worry can feel like.

If I sound like I'm in a hurry...I am! I need to deliver your Magical Vortex to you on time, so it can start provoking the miraculous events it's supposed to, starting August 18th. The clock's ticking, we have no time to waste. I'll rush it to you, as soon as I receive your acceptance.

Your Caring Clairvoyant,