Think carefully, Joann: Only 2 of your wishes will be granted.

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Joann, I want you to start thinking right this moment, until you're sure of your answer:

If you could make 2 (And only 2!)
wishes come true, what would they be?

The reason it's important you start strategizing about this right now is because I've recently befriended a naturalist monk named Armonde. All of the details and proof are here in this report, but here's the big-picture exciting news:

Using extracts from beeswax, he's crafted
a truly exceptional set of magical tools.

I want to send you two of his Sacred Secret Beeswax Wishing Candles. Only two, since I have to distribute them fairly amongst my most deserving clients. I'm sorry I can't send more, Joann, but having two of your wishes granted is better than none, isn't it?

I also need to talk to you about September 10th, when some of my Druid friends have something special planned. It's something that directly affects your destiny.

We have so much to talk about! Please, as soon as you possibly can, read my more detailed personal report for you here. It'll only take a few minutes, and it'll explain everything we need to do to get your wishes granted (And more!).

Time is of the essence. We have much work to do, but the rewards will make it more than worth it. I promise!

Your Devoted Friend and Spiritual Guide,