Joann, it's not often that I betray my emotions to a client.

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Joann, I'm overcome with feeling. I know this isn't very professional, but our relationship isn't only professional. I've been studying you very closely for over 2 years now, and what's been revealed to me in that time has made me feel intensely close to you. You're my friend.

Your cosmic presence is
JUST THAT POWERFUL!

I'm so overcome with anticipation about the incredible potential for life-changing miracles that's emerging in your life that I'm having trouble containing myself! Even without your permission, I've been performing lifesaving rituals on your behalf. I hope you don't mind.

These rituals take several hours to prepare and perform, and I've been ignoring my other clients to do them for you. I'd feel bad about this...but none of them are so uniquely positioned as you to experience a miraculous rebirth during today's Lyrids Meteor Shower.

I've put a lot of work into
getting you ready, Joann,
but this is a two-person job.

I need you to do your part! Please let me know "Yes!" as soon as you can TODAY, because there really isn't time to waste, and the thought of you missing out on your cosmic destiny makes me feel ill. You deserve these miracles of lasting happiness and peace!

Fate's in your hands now. I hope you answer while there's still time.

Your Friend,