Joann, I didn't want to say this over email...

If you are experiencing difficulties in displaying this message correctly, click here

Thank you for subscribing to Bethea. If you wish to unsubscribe, click here.

Joann, have you been ignoring your inbox lately? I recently made the astrological divination discovery of the century, and you were one of the VERY FIRST people I told about it...and I didn't hear from you!

I've prepared this secure report that explains everything, but I don't want to say too much more over email. There are MANY nefarious forces that want to seize this unprecedented predictive power for their own ends. I can't be certain that your computer isn't being remotely observed, and I only want to share this breakthrough on one of my own secure pages protected from the prying eyes of our enemies.

I hope you understand, Joann, this isn't because I don't trust you. Quite the opposite! I wrote to you first about this because I trust you completely. It's the rest of the world I don't trust, and I can't stand the idea of some corrupt entity stealing your chance to see the next 730 days of your future with total clarity.

Please, as soon as you possibly can (because significant future events are already on the horizon of your life), take a few minutes to read this secure report I've prepared for you. A discovery of this magnitude can't, and shouldn't, be ignored.

Your Friend and Adviser,